In The Company of Thieves

Kage Baker was always thrilled when she got advertising notices of her books. You know – flyers on new science fiction from the local indie bookstore. Or those “Just Like” and “Recommended for You” emails from From time to time, she’d get those; mostly because she looked up her own stuff on Amazon and of course the store’s vast cybermind kept a record of what she looked at. They never noticed the similarity in the names, because Kage never had an account with Amazon. She used mine.

It can be a bit of a problem for anyone with a public persona; staying private and still keeping up-to-date. Kage solved it by approaching the majority of her contacts in the World Outside while using waldoes. I was the waldo. Mine was the name on most of the orders she placed online; she even used my name for a couple of chat rooms, after she got her first flaming … and I used her name, too, in many cases of suspicious correspondence and unproven chat rooms.

The exceptions were interviews, people she actually knew, and EBay. She had her own EBay account, and it got a lot of use. Kage loved playing the “almost last minute, who’s paying attention?” game. However, I was the one with a PayPal account, so once she won her much-desired Beistl cutout or German pyramid candle, I got to play CFO and see to it that the funds got where they were going. Kage didn’t like leaving too wide a trail through the world …

I used to yell at her for checking the reviews and rankings on too often. It always depressed her horribly. Someone sending a copy of a good review would send her into a dancing mania of joy and exhultation – one poor review, though, and she was ready to quit writing and spend her life bricked up in her bedroom.

It never came to that, luckily. I would have refused to drive her to the hardware store anyway.

Gradually, Kage got a better idea of how did (and did not) work; there are repeat reviewers who seem to live only to spread pain and despair among authors. There are also reviewers so enthused about the entire process that they review everything – but they do so in such a slapdash, delusional way that one was hard put to believe they’d read the book in the first place. And rankings are based only on sales, not reviews; essentially, popularity being paid for by the pound.

Overall, it tended to work out as a halfway-operational analogue. But only halfway – Kage learned to take the ratings and reviews less seriously. She never stopped sneaking on to to check from time to time, though; and it sometimes took a couple of days to get over the resultant depression. Massive analyses and brain stormings on the current project, whatever it was, would be necessary to get her back in writing mode. And while in many cases the story was improved – well, the toll on the author was not worth it.

But she never, ever lost the thrill of announcements coming to her. From the publisher, or a favourite bookstore, or Amazon, or a friend: it was always a grand surprise present. Sometimes it was the first glimpse Kage got of the finalized cover, or found out the publication date. Authors are often at the end of the list for those sorts of notices …


Today, I opened my email and behold! A notice from, informing me that, based on past purchases and look-ups, I might be interested in A*NEW*KAGE*BAKER!!!!

Well, yeah. It wasn’t a surprise, exactly, but hot damn, yes, I’m interested! So now there is the formal announcement of In The Company of Thieves, and it will be officially released on October 1, 2013. In the meantime, it’s up and listed on and is available for pre-order. At the moment, it appears to be available only as a paperback: but, from the inimitable Tachyon, that always means a trade paperback of high quality and great beauty.

It’s available for pre-order from Tachyon, too, of course. And it still has that gorgeous cover:

As you can see, the colour values seems a little cooler. I think it looks amazing.

So there you are, Dear Readers – a new Kage Baker on the way. Only one story original to the book, but the others are rarely-collected stories and quite delicious.

It’s my good news for the day,  and I’m delighted to share it with you.