A Tree Bit My Car

Kage Baker loved our PT Cruiser. She bought it for me – since she herself couldn’t drive – and carefully added goodies to it to make it just perfect. Chrome, mostly; chrome trim on the outside and wood trim on the inside. A pewter pirate figurine on the dashboard, to point the way forward. A bobble head zombie pirate – decked with Mardi Gras beads – in the back window, since California wouldn’t let her install stern cannons …

Today I drove North to Santa Rosa, in Kage’s – and my – beloved Pirate Cruiser. I’ve a convention to attend; and friends to see and friends to mourn with the friends I see. Rituals await me, and they matter very much.

In the course of finding my way from I-5 to Highway 101,  I chose to  traverse Highway 37. The old Blackpoint Faire site was on 37, just off Atherton Drive. Now it’s a posh housing development. I sneer every time I drive by.

So, this afternoon, I passed. I sneered. I headed for the western end of the 37, where you basically can do one of three things: go to San Francisco, go to Eureka, or drive into a ditch.

At this point, a branch from the gardener’s truck driving in front of me leaped out onto the highway and under the front bumper of my car. It broke almost at once – but as it did so, it pulled my front bumper out like a loose tooth, and levered my chromed grill right off the front of the Cruiser. Spang! The grill flew off into traffic and was promptly run over by some lumpy little green hybrid.

Ascertaining with much profanity that at least my bumper (also chrome) was still attached, I managed the turn on to the North bound 101. I ended up in the parking lot of the Safeway in Novato, where I spent many Faire Saturday nights weeping with exhaustion in the produce section … I crawled under my car to make sure the branch was gone and nothing was leaking or on fire. I crawled back out from under my car (a lot more slowly and creakily) and lay there a moment mourning my vanished grille and loose bumper.

No one looked at me twice; Novato is in Marin County, but only 30 miles North of San Francisco. A woman weeping under a car – as long as it’s a nice car – doesn’t make anyone even blink.

I eventually got up and went into the Safeway, and bought Rouge et Noir Triple Cream Cheese and red apricots. Then I drove on to Santa Rosa, where my dear good friends the Skolds are kind of used to me arriving in a cloud of dust and a narrowly-avoided disaster … they are very patient people. Probably saints.

I’m gonna eat cheese and red apricots for breakfast, and take my car – OUR car – to the dealer to get the bumper fixed. Then I’ll order a new chromed grill. Kage’s tricked-out pirate car will not be diminished! I will not lose anything else I love this week!

Fuck you, Death. And Death of Chrome, too.

About Kate

I am Kage Baker's sister. Kage was/is a well-known science fiction writer, who died on January 31, 2010. She told me to keep her work going - I'm doing that. This blog will document the process.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to A Tree Bit My Car

  1. Kelly says:

    From an insurance standpoint…it the tree branch was moving when it hit your car, and not just sitting in wait on the freeway for you to drive by, it is considered a Comprehensive Claim. Those usually have a lower deductible than collision coverage, if you have comprehensive coverage, and are not considered an “at-fault” accident. That means your rates can’t go up because of this accident.
    But, the most important thing is…you did not get hurt, and the cruiser is still drivable!


  2. catharoo says:

    What a serious bummer. Bad car karma must have been in the local air… my bug had issues yesterday too. At least it happend where you were on relatively familiar turf! And close to your destination.


  3. Anne Baker says:

    Oh, no! Too freaking much, what with everything else this week. Please be careful, Kathleen!


  4. Margaret says:

    I’m glad to hear that you and the pirate Cruiser are both battered but unbowed and still fully functional.


  5. mizkizzle says:

    I’m sorry a tree branch clobbered your Pirate Cruiser. Maybe it was attracted to the wood trim?
    Anyway, getting away from a car repair place with a bill under $500 is a coup; I pay that much every time I knock one of the side mirrors off my venerable Mercedes trying to back out of the garage.
    Rouge et Noir sounds like it makes swell cheese. I’ll try and find some. If you like aged cheddar, Harman’s of New Hampshire makes the world’s best.


  6. Jane says:

    Faire folk and neighbors are all devastated about Kent. Your first mention of it was how I heard this sad news. Just awfully sad. Santa Rosa and earth magic there is the best place to weather this kind of loss. Enjoy my favorite red apricots for me. And don’t miss the SR Farmers Market. It’s enormous and also features locally brewed root beers that will blow your mind.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.