Kage Baker. There, I’ve said it. Kage’s name is the lady leaning into the wind on the Edsel of my life, the figurehead on the vehicle of this blog.

And that vehicle is stalled tonight.

Dinner got cold while the EMTs were here. Then it gave me heartburn. It has been a really remarkably horrible evening. I just tried to gnaw open the cellophane covering of a lime Outshine bar and stuck the popsicle stick up my nose. I have been running hither and yon on errands, and now my left leg has seceded from the union of my parts.

Sorry, Dear Readers. Today is a stalled car with flat tires and a week old burrito lost somewhere in the back seat. I Have Had It.

I am retiring to sip chilled pickle brine and sulk. See you all tomorrow.